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FUCKING WOW I MEAN LAST NITE WAS FREEKEN AWESOME I HAD THE GREATEST TIME IN NAPTOWN AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THAT IS THE MEANS YOU DIDNT COME TO MY EVENT. BUT I DO WANT TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO SHOWED UP LASTNITE. THAT BESTBUNZ CONTEST WAS FUCKIN BANANAS. ALSO I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE OVER AT SWEETAZZPRODUCTIONS FOR MAKING SURE I WAS WELL TAKEN CARE OF I CANT WAIT FOR OUR FUTURE EVENTS TO COME AND IF YOU GUYS WHO MISSED YESTERDAY PARTY MISS THIS NEXT ONE COMING UP YOUR GOING TO KICK YOUR SELF TRUST ME.
LMAO LOL OK I JUST THOUGHT BOUT 2 FUNNY STORIES ONE WAS WHEN I WAS VISITING A VIDEO STORE. MASS AVE VIDEO STORE IN INDIANAPOLIS IS THE BOMB THEY HAD EVERY SELECTION OF MY VIDEOS AND ALL THE VIDEOS FROM MY COMPANY SO YOU FUCKIN GUYS ROCK BIG UPS TO MASS AVE VIDEO STORE.
OH OH BUT SOMEONE THERE WAS LIKE I WORK AT A FUNERAL HOME AND HE WAS LIKE HE STOP WORKING ON A BODY TO COME SEE ME NOW SREEEEECCCCCHHHH HALT WTF WAIT WAIT WAIT LMAO LMAO LOL WAIT OKAY DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU JUST SAID AND HE WAS LIKE YUP FUCKING WOW I DON'T KNOW IF I GOT GROSSED OUT OR SCARED LIKE WTF LMAO ANY WHO THE DUDE WAS A FAN AND I DIDN'T MISS A BEAT WHEN MAKING HIM FEEL SPECIAL BUT I COULDNT GET THAT COMMENT OUTTA MY HEAD SHIT HOPE YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME DEAD.
OH OH THEN LATER THAT NITE I WAS OUTSIDE MY HOTEL SMOKING A CI WHEN THESE 2 HUGE BURLY DARK WOMEN LIKE 350 POUNDS HUGE BIG MAMA HUGE SO HUGE IF YOU MY SIZE YOU RUN, CROSSED MY PATH THE FIRST LADY SAID HELLO SO ME AS A GENTLE MAN I SAID HELLO BACK AND SHE KEPT IT MOVIN THEN AS HER FRIEND PAST BY I SAID HELLO AND THIS BIG LADY LOOKED DOWN AT ME TOOK A BREATH CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS TO HEAVY FOR HER LEGS AND SAID YOU LIKE HER IN THE MOST SCRUFFIEST VOICES POINTING TO HER FRIEND AND MY MOUTH DROPPED LMAO LOL I LOOKED BACK AT HER AND SAID NO AND SHE SAID WELL PULLING HER SHADES DOWN OFF HER EYES AND SAID WELL YOU LIKE ME I NEARLY PISSED MY SELF LMAO LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO I THOUGHT THIS BIG ASS LADY WAS GONNA KID NAP ME AND EAT ME LIKE I WAS A LITTLE SNICKERS BUT THEN I SAID I WAS MARRIED AND SHE SAID WELL THEN WHERE YOUR RING LMAO LOL I WAS LIKE IN MY POCKET LMAO LOL AND SHE WAS LIKE WHY SO I WAS LIKE FUCK IT LOOK LADY IM GAY OK LMAO LMAO SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID U STILL SEXY THOUGH AND WALKED AWAY LIKE A BIG GRIZZLY ANY WAY IT WAS HILARIOUS AND IF ANY ONE OF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN CRYING. SO THOUGHT I SHARE THAT WITH YOU GUYS.
ANY WHO I HAD A GREAT TIME IN INDIANAPOLIS AKA NAPTOWN THANKS FOR SHOWING THE KID SOME LOVE SEE U GUYS SOON
PEACE YOUR BOY
TIGER TYSON
posted by Tiger at 7:04 PM 
17 Comments:
What's Up Playboy,
Glad you had a great time here in the Mid-west! Thanks for sharing the funny story. I needed that laugh (I'm having one of those days) but you know I gotta shake that shit off because it is what is.
I'll be in NYC next weekend ! Of course I will be doing some shopping. Plan to eat at Amy Ruth's in Harlem and have reservations at Carmines in Mid-town I hear they have good Italian food which is one of my favorites.
Tiger, where would you recommend for some good food in NYC ?
Holla at your boy !
Smooth 7 from Chicago
I hate that I missed this event! What u got coming up?
que tal tigerrr...u gotta watch out for those large and in charge ladies u rite they eat u like a candy bar...lol...i jus wanna say thanx for posting that pic it's quite possibly the best i ever seen of u...u rock that hat yo...ur facial hair lookin smart...those abs are from heaven damn yo!
miguel from chicago
Tiger,
I've read your blog and lmao, for real. There were numerous other occasions that were funny, but I will reserve them only for my memory.
Thank you so much for coming out and supporting Sweet Azz Productions and raising funds for the Indiana Minority AIDS Coalition. In all, your efforts raised over $2,000.00. With that money we saved 3 individuals infected with HIV/AIDS from being evicted, purchased food for 7 families, purchased numerous diapers and baby food, helped a few individuals with medication as well as provide 15 days of meal delivery for 12 individuals struggling with HIV/AIDS here in Indianapolis. Sometimes, its up to us to save us!
I must admit, you exceeded our expectations. Your approachable personality, your laughter and joking was simply amazing. My colleagues and I stood in awe of your persona and you were much funnier than I expected. We thought you were going to be boo-gie however you were very down to earth. As a matter of fact, you treated your fans with great respect and told them it was ok to talk, conversate and touch you. (above the belt line only). SECURITY….!
You have brought a new contest to Indianapolis, "The Buns Contest". I must admit you had the contestants working it! LOL Then when the older guy go on the stage and pulled down his pants and started shaking his azz, I thought I would die from laughter. Then you, Tiger Tyson, went on the stage where he was and slapped it! The entire club roared in laughter and I thought I would pass out from laughing so hard! LMAO
We are getting numerous requests for you to come back and do an encore visit! We are working out the details now and hope to get you back in Indianapolis either the first or second week of October. I can't wait! Your fans who wasn’t there really missed a treat!
Tiger, thank you so much for a wonderful time! The Indianapolis aka Naptown community has never had a visit from an adult entertainer on your caliber, you were the first. So, thank you so much for making our event so successful and we look forward to seeing you again in October!
Big shout out to Pat and the Crew at Pitbull! Without them we never would have got Tiger!
See you soon!
Dave J.
Sweet Azz Productions
PS
The big burly woman was my aunt! Just playing! Funny stuff! Take care and start eating breakfast boi!
What's up babyboy!!!! You didn't have to do us like THAT and tell the story about the mortician and the big berthas!!!! Hahahaha. Man, I was still laughing at that jive today at work. I'm glad you had a good time, though, and I'm sending you a couple of flicks in the mail.
Now, you did forget to mention the info about the "no smoking" at the airport...hahaha.
Man, can't wait to kick it with you again. "You are alright with me!!!" LMAO. Look for the flicks at the later part of the week. Be good and holler at you soon.
TLawson...
Hey Tiger your photo is Damn sexy hot. Can't wait for TED4 to see you show all the imposters Brick, Phat Daddy, King Dingo and Paris, etc who really is the King Papi as you top'em all.
sup how big iz that dick tiger
let me kno iight mine fat tho
Tiger,
My Birthday is in mid October and last summer when I heard of you doing TED4 I knew it would not be ready for my Birthday of last year.
But as a true and loyal fan of yours, I do hope that you can grant me a special Birthday wish of having TED4 ready by mid October for my Birthday this year, and it will be an extra special Birthday present if you top Brick in TED 4. LOL, Dave.
Hey Tiger, I definitely wanna attend some of your events someday, baby. I'm a big fan of yours and I love everything about you. I like your sexy voice, your beautiful body, your big dick and they way you lay pipe in these niggas. You were the man back in the 90's, you're the man now and you gonna still be the man even when you turn 50. Take care of yourself, Daddy.
First I would like to set the record right about the party in Naptown for Expo.It real nice and brothers were on point and meeting Tyson was so cool he is a down to earth brother and being in the bunz contest was off the chain but there was one thing that bother me when I read this blog it was a comment that Dave J made about me it was not true being that I am the older person he is talking about that was on stage.fIRST he should pray that he make it to my age and second I didn't take my pants all the way down but it's all good becouse I had a good time and the brothers loved it. And Tyson you so cool and kind. And a borther got all types of numbers and it was for a good cause if I had won I would have gave the money back and told them make sure that the brothers who need this get it.
Tiger i'm a Libran too an a mid October TED4 release be perfect !
Tiger,
You have a true kinnd heart and its most good of you to help important worhy charities like the Indiana Minorites Charity and its good to see that the money you helped raise was put to such needed immediate good use as described by David J.
I also try to do my bit for charity through out the year and I can state now that if you do really top Brick in TED4 I will donate an additonal $ 1250 to a worthy charity.
If you post this comment, I will phone your Thugmart office to
make my offer firm with you, and when your ready to release TED4 with Brick as bottom, I'll be happy to pay my $1250 donation payment to a suitable AIDS/Gay or Homeless Peoples Charity of your choice.
LOL, Dave
99% of other blogs comments are complaining about you including Brick as a top in TED4. If Brick would'nt bottom you should have put him on a bus and not included him. As it is you completley ruined TED4. There probably wont be a TED5 as you now loosing many fans
FUCK BRICK AN FUCK TED4 !!!!!!!!
He He He, Ha, ha, ha. Tiger you and Pitbull must have a Death Wish with Brick as Top in TED4. It could have been a Porsche but now TED4 is a no hope cheap chevy
!!???? NO DUDES WANNA SEE BRICK TOP
Tiger, Thank you for the wonderful shot out about my video store Mass. Ave. Video in Indianapolis. I really appreciate you stopping by and checking out my place. Oh, by the way people TIGER IS THE REAL DEAL! I have had many Adult Stars come into my store and none have been nicer than him! So I wish you much success and I can't wait to see you again to hangout and kick it. Oh by the way I am the one who left my other job at the funeral home to come see you at my store (my day job is soon to be Funeral Director) so yes I left someone back the funeral home to see you. I hope I didn't gross you out. Once again thanks for being such a good sport and MAN while in Indy.
Sincerely,
Keith Washington
Co-Owner
Mass. Avenue Video Store
922 Massachusetts Avenue
Indianapolis, IN 46202
317-951-7195
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