Sunday, July 19, 2009


FUCKING WOW I MEAN LAST NITE WAS FREEKEN AWESOME I HAD THE GREATEST TIME IN NAPTOWN AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THAT IS THE MEANS YOU DIDNT COME TO MY EVENT. BUT I DO WANT TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO SHOWED UP LASTNITE. THAT BESTBUNZ CONTEST WAS FUCKIN BANANAS. ALSO I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE OVER AT SWEETAZZPRODUCTIONS FOR MAKING SURE I WAS WELL TAKEN CARE OF I CANT WAIT FOR OUR FUTURE EVENTS TO COME AND IF YOU GUYS WHO MISSED YESTERDAY PARTY MISS THIS NEXT ONE COMING UP YOUR GOING TO KICK YOUR SELF TRUST ME.

LMAO LOL OK I JUST THOUGHT BOUT 2 FUNNY STORIES ONE WAS WHEN I WAS VISITING A VIDEO STORE. MASS AVE VIDEO STORE IN INDIANAPOLIS IS THE BOMB THEY HAD EVERY SELECTION OF MY VIDEOS AND ALL THE VIDEOS FROM MY COMPANY SO YOU FUCKIN GUYS ROCK BIG UPS TO MASS AVE VIDEO STORE.

OH OH BUT SOMEONE THERE WAS LIKE I WORK AT A FUNERAL HOME AND HE WAS LIKE HE STOP WORKING ON A BODY TO COME SEE ME NOW SREEEEECCCCCHHHH HALT WTF WAIT WAIT WAIT LMAO LMAO LOL WAIT OKAY DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU JUST SAID AND HE WAS LIKE YUP FUCKING WOW I DON'T KNOW IF I GOT GROSSED OUT OR SCARED LIKE WTF LMAO ANY WHO THE DUDE WAS A FAN AND I DIDN'T MISS A BEAT WHEN MAKING HIM FEEL SPECIAL BUT I COULDNT GET THAT COMMENT OUTTA MY HEAD SHIT HOPE YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME DEAD.


OH OH THEN LATER THAT NITE I WAS OUTSIDE MY HOTEL SMOKING A CI WHEN THESE 2 HUGE BURLY DARK WOMEN LIKE 350 POUNDS HUGE BIG MAMA HUGE SO HUGE IF YOU MY SIZE YOU RUN, CROSSED MY PATH THE FIRST LADY SAID HELLO SO ME AS A GENTLE MAN I SAID HELLO BACK AND SHE KEPT IT MOVIN THEN AS HER FRIEND PAST BY I SAID HELLO AND THIS BIG LADY LOOKED DOWN AT ME TOOK A BREATH CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS TO HEAVY FOR HER LEGS AND SAID YOU LIKE HER IN THE MOST SCRUFFIEST VOICES POINTING TO HER FRIEND AND MY MOUTH DROPPED LMAO LOL I LOOKED BACK AT HER AND SAID NO AND SHE SAID WELL PULLING HER SHADES DOWN OFF HER EYES AND SAID WELL YOU LIKE ME I NEARLY PISSED MY SELF LMAO LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO I THOUGHT THIS BIG ASS LADY WAS GONNA KID NAP ME AND EAT ME LIKE I WAS A LITTLE SNICKERS BUT THEN I SAID I WAS MARRIED AND SHE SAID WELL THEN WHERE YOUR RING LMAO LOL I WAS LIKE IN MY POCKET LMAO LOL AND SHE WAS LIKE WHY SO I WAS LIKE FUCK IT LOOK LADY IM GAY OK LMAO LMAO SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID U STILL SEXY THOUGH AND WALKED AWAY LIKE A BIG GRIZZLY ANY WAY IT WAS HILARIOUS AND IF ANY ONE OF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN CRYING. SO THOUGHT I SHARE THAT WITH YOU GUYS.

ANY WHO I HAD A GREAT TIME IN INDIANAPOLIS AKA NAPTOWN THANKS FOR SHOWING THE KID SOME LOVE SEE U GUYS SOON
PEACE YOUR BOY
TIGER TYSON

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